Oh, John Waters. Not since Mark Twain has an American's observational skills remained so on-point throughout his career. Which means that in addition to having his name endlessly mentioned in the same sentence as words like "filth," "camp," and "doggie doo," Waters is one of America's most quotable artists (and a true living legend). As you'll see from these clips, when this man is on, this man is on. Here he is, in his own words, on everything from poppers and rioting to modern art and the rent in Provincetown being too damn high.